Humpty dumpty

Why did Humpty dumpty push is girlfriend off the wall?

Cos he wanted to see her crack!!!
:)

Bunnys

Hmmm
What do you get if you pour. Piling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies!

Robots

A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it at dinner.
"Son, where were you today?"
Son says "at school dad."
Robot slaps the son!
"Ok, i watched a dvd at my mates!"
"What dvd?"
"Toy story."
Robot slaps the son again!
"Ok, it was a porno" cries the son.
"What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was" says the dad.
Robot slaps the dad!
Mum laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly your son."
Robot slaps The mum!

Cheesy puffs!

I want some cheesy puffs!